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The speech Art gives here (which is undoubtedly the most interesting part of the page for all of you, I’m sure) is a version of a speech I used to give at Sears. Sears, like many businesses, had a website you could go to to give feedback; in return, you’d be entered into a drawing for a gift card. I had to convey that information so many times I ended up turning into into a once-sentence speech – which STILL wasn’t long enough to fill up the space behind Art, so Kuurion embellished it some. Oh, and Art has just found a mysterious note.
  • Majinkoba

    Be glad she didn’t break your face, jerk face

    • Guest

      Oooooooh!

    • Cory Tenorio

      Hell yeah!

    • Well… this is cliche but.
      Other kid: Oh no you didn’t~

      xD

    • natchu96

      Well, if she could break an arm with one punch . . .

      Yeah, if that’s how the kid’s parents have been raising him I doubt any of the other adults in town would mind finding him in an alleyway with a hole where his face should be.

    • Shadowkey392

      Too late, I think she cracked it.

  • Alex Smith

    Falcoooon Puuuunch!

  • Alex Smith

    Falcoooon Puuuunch!

  • Dart Devious

    Is Sasame a Nord? Because as a child she broke a man’s arm with one punch.

    • Jackson Miles

      What’s a Nord?

  • deathknight

    who is crying now you jerk? Oh yeah you!

  • Zoie Falcona

    Bullies….. I so despise bullies.

  • Andrew

    You deserve a broken leg you little ignorant shit. Good for you Sesame.

    • He deserves to watch Fifty Shades to pour a little film acid on his figurative wound.

  • Cory Tenorio

    Bitch? You’re the one crying ya wuss!!

    • natchu96

      Yeah . . .

      Instead of trying to diss a girl by telling her she looks too much like a dude, think for a bit how pathetically sad it is that a girl is manlier than you are.

      • Cory Tenorio

        in modern society guys find that very attractive.

  • Victor Masi

    In the words of Andrew Ender Wiggin (I think): when someone hurts me, I hurt them back so that they never hurt me again.

    • Skye Requiem

      “No, you don’t understand. I destroy them. I make it impossible for them to ever hurt me again. I grind them and grind them until they don’t exist.” There’s the actual quote, a little darker.

  • cr1ms0n t1ger

    Oh, good. A new page to counteract yesterday’s trauma.

    Honestly, the little brat had it coming. Kids can be so mean sometimes.
    Who would dare hurt li’l Sesame. Even her older self looks cute as a tomboy.
    Hidden power you say. Hmm, interesting… I must know moar!
    *Scratches off the “Sesame was given strange powers by that artifact thingy the day her village got destroyed” theory off the UQ blackboard*

    Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWPjk5iwGac

    • WaveRave

      Skidd mentions in the about page or the cast page ( i don’t remember where) and also on one of the previous comic pages that every person in this comic has some innate special ability. Sesame’s is uncanny strength. This page is explaining when she first realized she had this ability.

  • Tallon-1

    awwwww ;-; *hugs Sesame*

  • neksuscat .

    Poor Sesame..
    That bully well deserved a broken arm! >:

  • Alex Dixon

    Yes Sesame, use your anger, come to the dark side!

  • MasterCJ117

    I wish I had the strength to break an arm with a single punch school would’ve been so much easier for me!

  • Berserk Sesame ftw! But what IS that power she feels? 😮

    • I was going to say Berserk.

      • That’s the obvious answer but hey you never know :p

  • Toshiro Tushima

    I hate bullies.They’re bunch of scums, thinks they’re better than everyone.

    • Ian

      I wish I could have done this to the bullies at my school.
      It would have taken a while since it was practically every kid in the grade, but I think they’d get the idea after seeing a few others end up like this.

      • cr1ms0n t1ger

        *Old Chinese man’s voice* You need to fight your enemy, but take great care that you don’t become your enemy.

        • Ian

          Well said.
          I wouldn’t go as far as to become my enemy. Just far enough so that they learn to leave me alone. They leave me be, and things would be just fine.

          • cr1ms0n t1ger

            Same here.

          • Kyle Owen

            Agreed.

        • Kyle Owen

          The phrase “bullying a dragon” comes to mind when I read this page…

        • Gravedigger

          be wary you must, become what you’re trying to destroy you might……hhmm

          • Victor Masi

            Fear, Hate, Anger, a Jedi craves not these things

          • Neveko

            And he never messed with her again.
            Asswipe deserved it.

          • MrAMP

            DANG!!! She’d make a great martial artists with those skills. XD

          • Gravedigger

            but Sesame does, hmmmm

          • Pink Tigerz

            Poor Sasame, the lil jerk got what he deserved, go Sasame!

      • Victor Masi

        for some reason a scene from American Sniper is coming to mind….except Chris Kyle was punching a kid who was beating up his younger brother…and that later results in their father giving them an metaphoric analogy on human society, that there are three kinds of people in the world: Wolves, Sheep, and Sheepdogs. Wolves are people that harm or harass others, especially those who are weaker than them. those weaker people are the sheep, and the wolves love to take advantage of them or show superiority over them, sometimes with physical brutality. Lastly, there are the sheepdogs, the people who fight back against the wolves and/or stand up to defend the sheep. They are the ones who end the fights that the wolves start. There is however, a thin line between Sheepdogs and Wolves in which the former could end up becoming the latter.
        With that in mind, Sesame is certainly no sheep……but what is she then? a sheepdog…or a wolf?

        • somebodywhoknowsthings

          neither, she’s a cat

          • Victor Masi

            I know, but the question is asked metaphorically.

          • Silvermain

            Well no one can say he didn’t Deserve it.

          • somebodywhoknowsthings

            I knew it was metaphorical, I was just being a smart ass ;P

          • Suinogard

            *Bullies get their arm broken* <<< I approve of this message!

    • BlackWind

      Understatement the lousy bastards/bitches think they are above everyone else and like talking down to people which usually gets them beaten up in the long run

      • MT3sparkz

        Heh… be lucky she didn’t decide to kick you instead and turn you into a girl for calling her a dude.

  • Toshiro Tushima

    I hate bullies.They’re bunch of scums, thinks they’re better than everyone.

    • Understatement the lousy bastards/bitches think they are above everyone else and like talking down to people which usually gets them beaten up in the long run

  • Ian

    I wish I could have done this to the bullies at my school.
    It would have taken a while since it was practically every kid in the grade, but I think they’d get the idea after seeing a few others end up like this.

    • cr1ms0n t1ger

      *Old Chinese man’s voice* You need to fight your enemy, but take great care that you don’t become your enemy.

      • Ian

        Well said.
        I wouldn’t go as far as to become my enemy. Just far enough so that they learn to leave me alone. They leave me be, and things would be just fine.

        • Kyle Owen

          Agreed.

      • Gravedigger

        be wary you must, become what you’re trying to destroy you might……hhmm

        • Victor Masi

          Fear, Hate, Anger, a Jedi craves not these things

          • Gravedigger

            but Sesame does, hmmmm

  • Kyle Owen

    The phrase “bullying a dragon” comes to mind when I read this page…

  • Anomaly

    Explains why she was so upset when she decked Dante.

  • Anomaly

    Explains why she was so upset when she decked Dante.

  • Lol, the guy’s face is priceless. People like him desserve it, honestly. :/

    • brant drake

      He should be happy it wasn’t his back that’d paralyze him or the back of his head that may kill him.

    • Toshiro Tushima

      I agree! Served him right!

      • Jagmaster69

        KICK HIS ASS! Skidd, phuufy, do it for me please. This was on my bucket list ever since sesame lost to…. almost everyone.:(

  • Lol, the guy’s face is priceless. People like him desserve it, honestly. :/

    • Toshiro Tushima

      I agree! Served him right!

  • Tatsurou

    Be glad that punch was only aimed at your arm. With that much force, if she’d aimed at your chest she probably could have stopped your heart.

    • Vadelent

      Don’t worry about it so much, it probably wasn’t totally your fault. He probably hadn’t been drinking his milk like a good little brat. (not trying to say that drinking milk makes you a brat. I happen to love milk and am only mildly jerkish 🙂 )

    • natchu96

      . . . what heart?

      All I see is some pinkish mush next to what looks like this punctured lung-piece.

  • Tatsurou

    Be glad that punch was only aimed at your arm. With that much force, if she’d aimed at your chest she probably could have stopped your heart.

    • natchu96

      . . . what heart?

      All I see is some pinkish mush next to what looks like this punctured lung-piece.

  • Antonio Barrientes

    Clearly, she was mean to practice the ancient art of Hokuto Shin Ken. Now she can explode people and shed manly tears. :3

  • Victor Masi

    for some reason a scene from American Sniper is coming to mind….except Chris Kyle was punching a kid who was beating up his younger brother…and that later results in their father giving them an metaphoric analogy on human society, that there are three kinds of people in the world: Wolves, Sheep, and Sheepdogs. Wolves are people that harm or harass others, especially those who are weaker than them. those weaker people are the sheep, and the wolves love to take advantage of them or show superiority over them, sometimes with physical brutality. Lastly, there are the sheepdogs, the people who fight back against the wolves and/or stand up to defend the sheep. They are the ones who end the fights that the wolves start. There is however, a thin line between Sheepdogs and Wolves in which the former could end up becoming the latter.
    With that in mind, Sesame is certainly no sheep……but what is she then? a sheepdog…or a wolf?

    • somebodywhoknowsthings

      neither, she’s a cat

      • Victor Masi

        I know, but the question is asked metaphorically.

  • Vadelent

    Don’t worry about it so much, it probably wasn’t totally your fault. He probably hadn’t been drinking his milk like a good little brat. (not trying to say that drinking milk makes you a brat. I happen to love milk and am only mildly jerkish 🙂 )

  • brant drake

    He should be happy it wasn’t his back that’d paralyze him or the back of his head that may kill him.

  • Shadowkey392

    It’s called super-strength, Sesame !

  • Shadowkey392

    It’s called super-strength, Sesame !

  • Adam McGarry

    Holy Shit, poor Sesame. Also, I have a prediction. The artifact that was on the island caused her mother to die during childbirth and Sesame became imbued with its power

    • GG1

      Sesame has cat power, even house cats can swipe their paws so quickly that you’ll never see it coming, just love this back story on Sesame and the more I see of her the more I fall in love with her, she is one cute kitten and good for that asshole bully, he’ll never try that again.

  • Adam McGarry

    Holy Shit, poor Sesame. Also, I have a prediction. The artifact that was on the island caused her mother to die during childbirth and Sesame became imbued with its power

  • Victor Masi

    on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest, how douchey do you think that little fox jerk face is….not Claire, the guy above….Claire’s cool

    • cr1ms0n t1ger

      11?
      Uhmm.. OVER 9000?
      Douche-finity?
      One or all of the above?

    • Gotch

      Id say 7-8 i’ve seen worse assholes.

    • natchu96

      High enough that the punch should’ve gone through his arm and into the ribcage instead and it would’ve been deserved?

      Come on now, it’s a fantasy world. People like that are a dime a dozen, and there’s not enough population in a setting like this to keep Death on his payroll.

      • Victor Masi

        unless you’re in Westeros or Essos. people get killed every other day in those places

        • natchu96

          Sounds like a great place to run an underworld. Death will be pleased.

  • Neveko

    And he never messed with her again.
    Asswipe deserved it.

  • Victor Masi

    ok maybe this Hellboy clip is more relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3mwZl8vajE

  • Silvermain

    Well no one can say he didn’t Deserve it.

  • Jello

    Some of these comments suprisingly disgust me. “He had it coming,” “Deserved it,”?

    First of all, it was totally wrong of that kid to be rude to Sesame. Just gonna get that out there. However, as my first grade teacher said, “2 wrongs never make a right.” It was wrong of her to punch him back. Now his family (who are usually never involved, don’t give me the “bad parent” excuse. ) will have to pay medical bills for the fixing of his arm.

    Now that would have never happened if Sesame walked away. Telling on that kid would have been much more probable. The parents would discuss the situation, properly sort it out, and have the kids make up.

    So basically, my point is, it’s not his fault. 🙂

    • somebodywhoknowsthings

      Pretty sure they wouldn’t just let her walk away. She already tried to walk away and he pushed her to the ground, if she tried to walk away again, he would simply just push her again or worse, he’d most likely throw rocks or hit her with another hard heavy object. Bullies are relentless.

      • Victor Masi

        and children are often very cruel and selfish, and that is because they are misguided. as they grow older, they may learn more thoroughly on the difference between right and wrong…and that’s what parents are there for: to teach their children to be better.

      • Jello

        It looked as if he had no intention of getting physical until she responded. If she had kept walking or just avoided the two when she saw them, well… you know what I mean. If she had power walked to her house, if they kept following, somebody would eventually see the altercation and work it out.

        • Verager

          While i agree that a broken arm is a little too intense a punishment for the bully, oftentimes the “go to authority figures” solution simply doesn’t work. Parents might underestimate the situation, teachers might be too concerned with their jobs, or might just not want to rock the boat, especially if the aggressor has influential parents.

          Also, he already made the conflict physical with that shove, and if she doesn’t resolve the issue, he’ll just feel he’s able to do it again, if not step things up next time. A punch on the arm is not much more than a shove (if you aren’t super strong).

          Mostly, what I’m saying is, often, there is no ideal way to solve these problems, and the best we can hope for is that everyone involved learns the right lessons. Though, again, people calling for worse to happen to that kid are going too far (if serious).

          • Jello

            I’m pretty sure her family would take a lot of weight on the situation of her bullying. We don’t know the kids backround either, so we cannot judge on that.

            Sesame saying “Leave me alone” triggered the shoving. If she had ran – she’s a cat, she’s agile – nothing physical would have occurred.

            I can’t disagree there.

        • Teh Phuufs

          Sesame had been teased by these bullies for a little while now, however it was not her intention to cause as much harm as she did. Given her strength-ability and how it grows stronger with the amount of emotion she is feeling. (i.e. anger) resulted in the broken arm. Sesame had merely reached her limit of stress.

          • Jello

            Well, that’s true. Macho-woman Sesame.

        • Well you know what they say…
          “If they don’t hear your cries, let them feel your fists.”

          • Night-X

            Bet that note say that I took the cookie and left a apple for you.

    • somebodywhoknowsthings

      Pretty sure they wouldn’t just let her walk away. She already tried to walk away and he pushed her to the ground, if she tried to walk away again, he would simply just push her again or worse, he’d most likely throw rocks or hit her with another hard heavy object. Bullies are relentless.

      • Victor Masi

        and children are often very cruel and selfish, and that is because they are misguided. as they grow older, they may learn more thoroughly on the difference between right and wrong…and that’s what parents are there for: to teach their children to be better.

      • Jello

        It looked as if he had no intention of getting physical until she responded. If she had kept walking or just avoided the two when she saw them, well… you know what I mean. If she had power walked to her house, if they kept following, somebody would eventually see the altercation and work it out.

        • Verager

          While i agree that a broken arm is a little too intense a punishment for the bully, oftentimes the “go to authority figures” solution simply doesn’t work. Parents might underestimate the situation, teachers might be too concerned with their jobs, or might just not want to rock the boat, especially if the aggressor has influential parents.

          Also, he already made the conflict physical with that shove, and if she doesn’t resolve the issue, he’ll just feel he’s able to do it again, if not step things up next time. A punch on the arm is not much more than a shove (if you aren’t super strong).

          Mostly, what I’m saying is, often, there is no ideal way to solve these problems, and the best we can hope for is that everyone involved learns the right lessons. Though, again, people calling for worse to happen to that kid are going too far (if serious).

          • Jello

            I’m pretty sure her family would take a lot of weight on the situation of her bullying. We don’t know the kids backround either, so we cannot judge on that.

            Sesame saying “Leave me alone” triggered the shoving. If she had ran – she’s a cat, she’s agile – nothing physical would have occurred.

            I can’t disagree there.

        • Phuufy

          Sesame had been teased by these bullies for a little while now, however it was not her intention to cause as much harm as she did. Given her strength-ability and how it grows stronger with the amount of emotion she is feeling. (i.e. anger) resulted in the broken arm. Sesame had merely reached her limit of stress.

          • Jello

            Well, that’s true. Macho-woman Sesame.

        • Well you know what they say…
          “If they don’t hear your cries, let them feel your fists.”

    • Gotch

      In math 2 minuses make a plus.

      • natchu96

        Not in addition it doesn’t . . .

      • Jello

        And when you tilt an addition sign it makes a multiplication sign. And when a multiplication sign Seppuku’s, you have a division sign.

      • In economics, I think that would cause a serious downfall.

    • Gotch

      In math 2 minuses make a plus.

      • natchu96

        Not in addition it doesn’t . . .

      • Jello

        And when you tilt an addition sign it makes a multiplication sign. And when a multiplication sign Seppuku’s, you have a division sign.

      • In economics, I think that would cause a serious downfall.

  • GG1

    Sesame has cat power, even house cats can swipe their paws so quickly that you’ll never see it coming, just love this back story on Sesame and the more I see of her the more I fall in love with her, she is one cute kitten and good for that asshole bully, he’ll never try that again.

  • Suinogard

    *Bullies get their arm broken* <<< I approve of this message!

  • Facade Kitsune

    seems Sesame is the wrong class she is not a warrior, she is a berserker

  • MrAMP

    DANG!!! She’d make a great martial artists with those skills. XD

  • Sesame, I think it would’ve been better if you grabbed the kid and broke his spine :3

    • natchu96

      The cruelest type of death involves administering enough paralysis venom to paralyze and stiffen them while weakening the heartbeat somehow to be harder to detect, then convincing everyone else that they are dead and require cremation.

      You can’t even scream.

      Breaking spines is faster though. Can get more people that way.

      • cr1ms0n t1ger

        THERE’S the flaw in your logic. You simply want to kill him. Now where’s the fun in that? Inflicting an astronomical amount of pain, giving him a trauma he’ll never recover from and letting him live- now THAT’S the way to do it.

        • natchu96

          We really ought to find a way to resurrect people then. So we can continue.

          That, or make him fireproof somehow.

          • cr1ms0n t1ger

            Ahh, the Jack Harkness package. Got it.
            Basically, what it means is making them; well not immortal, but permanently unable to die.

        • Victor Masi

          GIVE HIM THE THEON GREYJOY TREATMENT!!!

        • Make him watch Fifty Shades =w=

      • That or you know, making them watch Twilight, while listening to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black.

    • natchu96

      The cruelest type of death involves administering enough paralysis venom to paralyze and stiffen them while weakening the heartbeat somehow to be harder to detect, then convincing everyone else that they are dead and require cremation.

      You can’t even scream.

      Breaking spines is faster though. Can get more people that way.

      • cr1ms0n t1ger

        See. THERE’S the flaw in your logic. You simply want to kill him. Now where’s the fun in that? Inflicting an astronomical amount of pain, giving him a trauma he’ll never recover from and letting him live- now THAT’S the way to do it.

        • natchu96

          We really ought to find a way to resurrect people then. So we can continue.

          That, or make him fireproof somehow.

          • cr1ms0n t1ger

            Ahh, the Jack Harkness package. Got it.
            Basically, what it means is making them; well not immortal, but permanently unable to die.

        • Victor Masi

          GIVE HIM THE THEON GREYJOY TREATMENT!!!

        • Make him watch Fifty Shades =w=

      • That or you know, making them watch Twilight, while listening to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black.

    • Victor Masi

      or rip his spine out through his rectum

      • cr1ms0n t1ger

        and beat him to death with it

        • Victor Masi

          ……ok, now I’m starting to think I and everyone else on this comment thread is going to far with wanting to see the guy suffer…….meaning that we’re worse than or no better than him.

          • cr1ms0n t1ger

            The nature of humanity is hypocrisy. We’re all douche-bags to some extent.

          • Or you know, we just really hate the dog kid for hurtin’ poor lil’ Sesame.
            I say we just roast him in an open fire =w=

          • James-Polymer

            Hey, you’re the guy who advocated ripping his spinal cord out through his anal cavity. Compared to *that*, a little blunt-force trauma would be a reprieve.

          • Victor Masi

            and now I’m starting to consider taking that back

          • The agony lord

            God damn it I hate bullies, hey kid
            come over here I will give you somthing to cry about !

        • cr1ms0n t1ger

          You know what’s BS?
          That I haven’t book-marked UberQuest yet. Because of that, I access it trough an already book-marked page which is, in this case, Two Kinds. And, because there was no update since the most heart-breaking cliffhanger ever, I have to go trough that over and over again to see if there is an update on each of the comics.
          (also my profile pic ^^;)

    • Victor Masi

      or rip his spine out through his rectum

      • cr1ms0n t1ger

        and beat him to death with it

        • Victor Masi

          ……ok, now I’m starting to think I and everyone else on this comment thread is going too far with wanting to see the guy suffer…….meaning that we’re worse than or no better than him.

          • cr1ms0n t1ger

            The nature of humanity is hypocrisy. We’re all douche-bags to some extent.

          • Or you know, we just really hate the dog kid for hurtin’ poor lil’ Sesame.
            I say we just roast him in an open fire =w=

          • James-Polymer

            Hey, you’re the guy who advocated ripping his spinal cord out through his anal cavity. Compared to *that*, a little blunt-force trauma would be a reprieve.

          • Victor Masi

            and now I’m starting to consider taking that back

  • Teebs

    Call me cynical, but walking away or talking it out almost never works. The only way I know how to get a bully to stop hurting you is to hurt them back, and hurt them worse. Make them realize it’s not worth trying ever again. I don’t believe in the non-violent approach, although I wish I could. If I ever have children, I’m going to tell them to ignore what their teachers say about not fighting back. I’m going to tell them to beat the hell out of the other kid(s), and to let me deal with the school administration/indignant parents.
    Sadly, I feel that many bullies are the way they are because they feel powerless elsewhere. Maybe they have bad home lives and/or abusive families. Maybe they themselves are being bullied. So they make someone else feel weak and small so they can feel strong and big. If these kids can find a better way to feel good about themselves, they won’t need to hurt others. That’s why it’s so important that parents and adults get involved. The only problem is that many authority figures worry far more about their jobs than about protecting the children in their care, and that those who do get involved often only make a token effort. Without real, lasting protection, the only recourse a victim has is to defend themselves.

    • somebodywhoknowsthings

      but some bullies are just plain rotten to the core, not every bully has had a rough life, sometimes they can live completely normal lives and simply find joy in making others miserable

      • Teebs

        Sadly, I can’t disagree. There are some kids who are just mean-spirited. I had a few bullies like that in high school. I hate bullies, and I hate this kid, but I’m just saying that we don’t know if there are other factors contributing to this kid’s inclination to bully.
        I think we agree, however, that this kid’s behavior is despicable and needs to stop. If he has to learn not to bully through the School of Hard Knocks, so be it. Considering Sesame’s strength, he’s lucky he gets to walk away with only a broken arm.

    • Quote for this one:
      “If silence doesn’t work, then a suppressor on a pistol will.”

      Okay maybe a little too much, but still.

  • The_One_Guy

    Er, why is she wearing a shirt&skirt(pants?) in panels 3 and 4, but a dress in panels 6 and 7?

    • somebodywhoknowsthings

      it’s just how it is with comics, it’s hard to be consistent with clothing or body proportions. I believe Sesame is a wearing a tunic and tunics go below the waistline

  • Renn

    *blinks* And you are feeling sorry and sad because?… Seriously, the little shit had it coming. On the plus side, you just proved that you can more than handle warrior training.

  • Verager

    From Sesame’s current day musculature, I’d say she’s only gotten stronger since then. That actually means she’s made a lot of progress, unless Dante has some power that stops her face from getting caved in. She’s got a long way to go, as far as learning not to lash out so much, but at least she seems to (at least subconsciously) hold back when she lashes out at people specifically.

    A part of me regrets that the kid broke his arm, but another appreciates that this event probably, ultimately, helped Sesame learn to control her strength.

  • Verager

    From Sesame’s current day musculature, I’d say she’s only gotten stronger since then. That actually means she’s made a lot of progress, unless Dante has some power that stops her face from getting caved in. She’s got a long way to go, as far as learning not to lash out so much, but at least she seems to (at least subconsciously) hold back when she lashes out at people specifically.

    A part of me regrets that the kid broke his arm, but another appreciates that this event probably, ultimately, helped Sesame learn to control her strength.

  • Pink Tigerz

    Poor Sasame, the lil jerk got what he deserved, go Sasame!

  • zarryis

    I personally would have gone for the elbow. Dislocation achieves the same effect without the permanent damage.

  • Aralicia Vel-Moran

    Barbarian’s Rage : +4 Strength and Constitution (Pathfinder). Yeah, looks like something Sesame could do.

    • mikkelhaxer .

      I know that feeling. Sometimes you just get bullied so much that you snap and act out of rage.

    • Blurple_Berry_Supreme

      That my friends is what you call: Payback.

      Bitches get Stitches and that bitch needs a cast right about now.

  • Aralicia Vel-Moran

    Barbarian’s Rage : +4 Strength and Constitution (Pathfinder). Yeah, looks like something Sesame could do.

  • Jagmaster69

    KICK HIS ASS! Skidd, phuufy, do it for me please. This was on my bucket list ever since sesame lost to…. almost everyone.:(

  • cr1ms0n t1ger

    You know what’s BS?
    That I haven’t book-marked UberQuest yet. Because of that, I access it trough an already book-marked page which is, in this case, Two Kinds. And, because there was no update since the most heart-breaking cliffhanger ever, I have to go trough that over and over again to see if there is an update on each of the comics.

  • MT3sparkz

    Heh… be lucky she didn’t decide to kick you instead and turn you into a girl for calling her a dude.

  • Blurple_Berry_Supreme

    That my friends is what you call: Payback.

    Bitches get Stitches and that bitch needs a cast right about now.

  • The agony lord

    God damn it I hate bullies, hey kid
    come over here I will give you somthing to cry about !

  • Guest

    My thoughts:sesame hit him

    Sesame:But I already did and I don’t want to hurt him further

    me:I said hit him AGAİN

    • Anomaly

      I work at a place where patient confidentiality is a thing, so I can relate to saying the same thing over and over again and it getting old. How many times do I have to say “I can neither confirm nor deny that information” before people get it through their heads?

  • Guest

    My thoughts:sesame hit him

    Sesame:But I already did and I don’t want to hurt him further

    me:I said hit him AGAİN

  • ACSB

    I feel like that girl was more of a jerk. she egged the other kid on.

  • ACSB

    I feel like that girl was more of a jerk. she egged the other kid on.

  • Anomaly

    I work at a place where patient confidentiality is a thing, so I can relate to saying the same thing over and over again and it getting old. How many times do I have to say “I can neither confirm nor deny that information” before people get it through their heads?

  • Victor B

    Way to state the obvious

  • Vulpine Warrior

    Oh, I don’t know, Art… mysterious notes are a dietary staple in some cultures!

  • Night-X

    Bet that note say that I took the cookie and left a apple for you.