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Un-lunch published on 246 Comments on Un-lunch
The speech Art gives here (which is undoubtedly the most interesting part of the page for all of you, I’m sure) is a version of a speech I used to give at Sears. Sears, like many businesses, had a website you could go to to give feedback; in return, you’d be entered into a drawing for a gift card. I had to convey that information so many times I ended up turning into into a once-sentence speech – which STILL wasn’t long enough to fill up the space behind Art, so Kuurion embellished it some. Oh, and Art has just found a mysterious note.