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Orientation films hold a special place in my heart for what an endearingly impractical idea they are. “Here’s some information we need to get inside people’s heads,” someone must have once said, “let’s condense it down to half an hour and show it to kids in high schools.” Thus we end up with enduring bits of insane nostalgia whose thematic trappings long outlive the intended message in our minds. With that in mind, here’s a turtle who wants to show you how to survive nuclear war.