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  • Remmus

    *smacks Johan in the crotch with a stun rod, half becuse he deserves it, half to win favour with the doctor*

  • Tk

    now you all know why she was all “PEOPLE” /face

  • Ryan Draconis

    Kissefello.. kiss a fellow… Why do I make this connection… Although I love the Doctor even more now.. Although that hiss in my mind was more like an annoyed growl.. I’ve heard a lynx before.. It’s adorable all the way up until they claw your face off. (No my face is still very much intact thank you very much.)

    Looking at it again.. Now he’s more like Larry Butz From Phoenix Write.

  • Ratz

    Man this guy going to get his butt kick by her.

    • Raconis

      naa…All she has to do is invite him up to her room to “Protect her from a monster” and both problems will be solved

      • DarkMyste

        well one problem solved the other would be what did you do with unicorn

    • Ray Taboa

      I see him becoming food

  • 345

    I agree with the doctor, he should stop talking

  • Hagane Gosuto


  • xom

    I take it unicorn is a dying race based on what he just said. ;P

  • Dragonious

    He’s a unicorn…..a unicorn with virgin detection magic…..a unicorn with virgin detection magic that has cherry blossoms follow him like he’s byakuya kuchiki…..A UNICORN WITH VIRGIN DETECTION MAGIC THAT HAS CHERRY BLOSSOMS THAT FOLLOW HIM LIKE BYAKUYA KUCHIKI WITH A F**KING LIGHTSABER!……….I think I need to lay down, all this awesomeness is giving me a headache, and everything is starting to smell like copper

    • MicroWolf

      I agree

    • CinnamonSalve

      He’s a Unicorn with Virgin Detection Magic that has Cherry Blossoms that follow him like Byakuya Kuchiki with a f**king Lightsaber and he most likely has a Sexy Fernando accent and his hair flows like the wind blows despite there being no wind inside the S.S. Bubbles.

  • william

    i appreciate his dedication to protecting virtue, but officer kissefello, funny name by the way, just declared war on every perverted alien in the galaxy within that monologue. I don’t appreciate that, or how he just assumed miss wimble was a virgin due to her adorable facade. did he do that with all of the other members of the s.s. bubble?

    • Feartheswans

      No he said the Opposite, That he thought there was no way he thought she was a virgin.
      Now that she is close he can sense her virginity.

      • william

        sorry, typing error. I meant to say he just assumed miss wimble wasn’t a virgin due to her looks. i’m guessing i’m not alone in the grammatical errors here.

  • V4V

    More Lens Flares than a J.J. Abrams movie

  • Ios

    My eyes!!
    They BURN!!!!

  • hariman

    … If Johan ever falls in love and his girlfriend wants to get married, he’s gonna have a serious dilemma on his hands.

    • Raconis

      summat tells me he won’t make it that long…After all Boris DOES have BBQ sauce…*Grin*

      • hariman

        Nah, he’s either gonna have something in the fridge, or someone in the brig. I doubt he’s on the cast list at the top of the page only to get eaten in the first 10 pages. Besides, he’s the security officer, so he’s probably tough enough to fend off Boris too.

  • Vampbanshee

    he remind me the ARMSTRONG LOLOLOL

    • Pillbug


      • MicroWolf

        Except that with Armstrong it was sparkles not cherry blossoms

        • Wulfspyder

          If he starts sculpting little stone busts of his own head using only his bare hands, the replacement of sparkles with cherry blossoms will be overlooked.

  • Gally Gallyy

    *your, last panel

  • PD2525

    So, starting comic count down till they wind up together:

    Johana & Caroline Timer Count: 1

  • Pillbug

    Brace yourselves, cherrry blossoms avalanche is coming

  • gamerbro1989

    Caroline is the cutest, i just want to pat her on the head.

  • gamerbro1989

    Caroline is indeed the cutest, i want to pat her on the head.

  • Izaack Mosquera

    I’m expecting something is gonna happen to Johan… Something bad… Maybe turned to reptile food? Then again… He might be a major Character…
    Anyways, what a great panel~
    Thank you for providing us with such a great comic to read and enjoy! ~(^_^~)

  • steelCOYOTE

    I’ve seen a similar conversation play out in real life, it went about as well as you’d expect.
    Also- The good doctor is familiar with 19th century human scientists?

  • Agen

    Gee looking @ the last panel she looks like she’s two seconds away from eating him herself.. 🙂

  • Leokingdom10

    LOLZ I don’t know if I should say he’s Awesome or just plain Annoying

    and the doctors face….. LOLZ!!!!

    • Agen

      How about awsomely annoying..

      • Leokingdom10

        that works too 🙂

  • Chaos

    When I saw the halo over his head, all I thought was him as a bobble head with a hula hoop.

  • MrAMP

    Let me guess, she was taught not to kill anyone else, right…right? XD

    • Zobot

      I hope so… I actually sorta like this guy. He’s hilarious.

      I don’t think that he will die, however. Not just yet. This has the feeling of an introductory arc, so I have a feeling he and she will have to search the rest of the ship for food, meeting others along the way (much to Caroline’s annoyance.)

  • Zarylo

    I though I had seen everything. Gay unicorns. Now I have.

  • waffledom

    something tells me mr. virtuous over there is gonna end up rule 34rd… with guys.

    • NixieSeal

      There’s already quite a few people shipping Johan with Randal from Las Lindas. It’s beautiful. XD

      • Wulfspyder

        If Randal ever starts generating cherry blossoms, we shall know.

    • world350

      nonsense he going to rule 34 with all the things

  • Narric

    I foresse a sudden availability of meat on the SS Bubbles.

  • Quin

    wow… genocide never sounded so good. He is a perfect person to send for “food”.

  • BigBadWolf

    In the kitchen the quiet kitchen the unicorn sleeps tonight… in the kitchen the quiet kitchen the lynx takes a knife… How much you wanna bet that spicy little lynx is gonna hoove him up as a roast or just knock him unconscious and drag him up to her father? +1 for the cuteness of the lynx. The fact that Caroline doesnt like meeting others might push one to think this is where her search ends and she brings the unicorn to her hungry father. In some species the female hunts and brings home the meals.

  • deathknight

    Cut off one of his arms and toss it to boris…on scond thought if boris eats him he will have the worst case of indigestion and bloating ever

  • Holmes

    I’m getting mixed signals from that unicorn.

    • Zobot

      I’m getting mixed signals from the audience! Is anything he’s doing right now really “kill” worthy? He’s a bit of a creep, yeah, but I see him as being a bit lovable for it.

      Jury’s still out if he’s gay or not. I could see it going either way. Or both.



  • Crimson

    I think I know where this ‘food’ is going to come from. >_>

  • kes

    Please just kill him already.

  • somebody

    Yeah, OK, I got a good first impression from the first pages of the new AN, but how in the world did you come to the conclusion that what AN needed was a gay unicorn obsessed with virginity? Please just feed this guy to Boris, Nixie.

  • Tech

    So, he’s one of them abstinence crusader thingies you always hear about but never really see?

    • NixieSeal

      Aye. And it seems a lot of people want him to die because of it…

      • Gravedigger

        and ill dig his grave for him

  • zophah

    Johan X Wimble

  • Eltharrion

    I really think those are rose petals, not sakura petals.

  • Solokov

    ….no only is he a red shirt… he’s a lawful good paladin……Oh god this is going to be funny.

  • Joya

    That escalated quickly, Jesus Christ!

  • william

    y’know, i just realized something hilarious. as Johan is describing his best virtue, chastity, he’s showing off his main vice, pride.

  • Cameron

    hmm do I like the reboot more then the original?

  • Shadowkey392

    Don’t say you’ll die a virgin, you’re wearing a red shirt, it might actually happen.

  • Regulos14

    Nice page and flashback. 😀

    Love how all the KB comics sometimes mention one another or you get to see cameos.

    • Avencri

      It is always fun to do those little nods. ^^

  • Conquest

    Nice little backstory about Ben and Ron and OMG can Mayte be anymore cuter!!

    • Avencri

      Can she?

      • Conquest

        That a challenge?

  • MrAMP

    Man…I kind of feel bad in a way for Ben with the whole taking a beat for Ron and being verbally abused with Ginny’s comment.

    • Avencri

      Pretty sur ehe is used to it.

  • Shadowkey392

    Ben’s got a heart of silver.

    • Avencri

      That phrase is new to me. What does it mean exactly?

      • DarkMyste

        it means he cares for people he dont like to see people getting beat up by bullies and etc

      • Shadowkey392

        It means he’s a good caring guy, but he’s not perfect (Ron DID catch him stealing his homework, and he also stole the “compass” just to get back at Ron’s dad for not liking him). Basically he’s one level below having a heart of gold.

  • neksuscat .

    Well now, Ben seemed like a total jerk before, but now his good side is showing, it’s a nice touch to his character. ^w^
    Also, yay for round Mayte’s bubbly tushy showing! ;p

    Good luck to you to reach your goal, hun! Sorry, I can’t donate you any more right now.. :c

    • Avencri

      It is ok, as long as the word spread around it is really good.

      Ben is still a bit of a jerk. XD

  • hoping we actually get to see the party (and nothing too bad happens at it). Sasha’s cute, and it’s clear she cares for Ben. (though i’m still not sure what animal she’s supposed to be.)

    • Avencri

      She is supposed to be a penguin. Hence the lack of wings on her back? XD

  • DarkMyste

    love the flash back!
    always wanted little back story on ben and ron

    and cute mayte is cute mayte sleeping.

  • tych

    another mystery solved tune in next week when we investigate the mystery of the vanishing left sock

  • Gaboris

    Oh, so the “container” was actually locked and Milo’s been here for MONTHS and went crazy during that? Okay now we got some important stuff cleared up. 😀

    But wait… “Chad and Milo?” Is Art just going along with Milo’s delusions or was Ivington actually with him for a while and then “vanished mysteriously”… Well Milo DOES seem more then well fed to be just living off of fish from the arctic sea sooo… 😛

    Also P.S.: Typo on panel #3. There’s a “you” instead of a “your”.

    • Captain Video

      Oh, thanks for pointing that out.

      • Captain Video

        And we got it! After like three tries!

  • MrAMP

    Wait a minute, wasn’t Chad the archaeologist that up and disappeared? So that’s what happened to him.

    • Gaboris

      Yes, that’s exactly what they said in the very first line. XD

  • Facade Kitsune

    still find it interesting that they make a room to do this to eject into the ocean seems like such a waste and impractical to reset

  • TheRebelLion96

    I’m so done! XD